*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*
MARTIN FREEMAN: A SUMMARY
I just wanna have a super hot makeout session while listening to Arctic Monkeys
Christoph Waltz, photographs by Tomo Brejc
More? YES !!!
Fuck me bye
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it